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All creatures great and small

The most spectacular weather of my trip with the sun beating down. Jane and I were trying to work out whether it was the 5pm G&T or the sun that was responsible for our ruddy complexions – definitely the sun.

We had a busy day today work wise and it reminded me a little of ‘Call the Midwife’ as we trudged the dirt roads of Colonsay with our back packs on our back. We stopped at the gorgeous apricot sanded beach with the most turquoise coloured water. It was completely deserted apart from the cows – entertaining to have a pristine beach with cows sitting all over it. Another visit and then a trip to the Colonsay micro brewery – apparently the world’s smallest.

We walked to most of our ‘house calls’ and then got the car to drive to the causeway to Oronsay. The views to the Island of Jura were beautiful as the sun streamed down over the mountains across the water. The all creatures great and small theme continued as we walked across the spongy sand toward the wee island of Oronsay. The Island is completely cut off by water for all but about four hours a day. No cows this time on the beach but the chooks and sheep were having a lovely time in the sun.

The hotel was built in 1750 and is just gorgeous. The sun sets here so late and I am sitting here in the lovely library after having had a great after dinner stroll. It doesn’t get dark until about 11pm and is light really early.  The Island really is just so tranquil and peaceful and it was so clear today that from a high point the coast of Ireland was visible in the distance. The birdlife here is amazing and there is even a flotilla of Spanish wild goats.

The Iron Age forts and duns are dotted all over the Island; and the artifacts in the wee museum describe human habitation back to 7000BC

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Miss Marple meets the Wicker Man

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The Scottish morning air prepared us for our sea journey. I skipped the Scottish breakfast this morning and settled for toast. I didn’t fancy hours on a ferry with a stomach full of salmon and eggs. Our departure from Oban was in spectacularly beautiful conditions; still and calm. The MV Hebridean Isles can carry 64 cars but this morning there were four cars and a dozen or so people. The lovely ruddy faced old men with their stern ‘hurry up lassie on to the wee boat’ and the laughing and covering his head, making out that I had crashed into the car in front. The upset Golf amongst the cars below whose alarm is blaring; I would be terrified that the battery would be flat. The views from the stern are of misty, long islands with the remote lighthouses on the points. We are still cradled by Islands on all sides but the open sea is in front.
We arrived at the Island of Colonsay. Jane had prepared me with tales of the Wicker Man; the cult classic that has been named in the top ten UK films of all time. The Island is tiny at 13km long and about 4 km wide at its widest point. There are about 120 residents on the island and we saw the five kids that attend the local school. It is quite beautiful; but oh so remote. We had an interview lined up at the house of one of the locals so walked the few miles to her house. The white stone house had a beautiful garden and the inside had that thrown together, but seriously Country Style quality – it was gorgeous. It was like we knew everyone on the Island – over a cup of tea we had an hour of good Island gossip.
I think I expected some seriously weird hotel and had visions of the Bates Motel. Well the visions of pagan rituals and people being burned inside the Wicker Man, or of Norman and that shower were cast well aside as we walked into the most fantastic wee hotel – more thrown together Country Style that looks like it would be well at home in New England.
I have to keep reminding myself that despite the posh surroundings we are in fact captive here until Saturday. The ferry won’t return until then and I did have a slight crisis today – forgot to take money out of the ATM before we left Oban. The locals are rather a suspicious lot and I couldn’t get cash at the local post office because my card is not a UK one, the supermarket won’t let me take out cash because my card isn’t a UK one … hmmm … hopefully the hotel will accept my credit card – in the meantime I will just keep ordering wee drams and soaking up the atmosphere of this seriously cool place.

 

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An t-Oban

 

ImageThe Little Bay or Oban sits on a perfect horseshoe shaped bay with the Isle of Mull in the distance. The mountains of Morvern and Ardgour surround the beautiful Firth of Lorn and you can understand why people have been here since mesolithic times. For us, it is our port for the ferry to Colonsay. I am feeling quite exhausted. Have been fitting in my Scottish gallivanting around work, so hence the days have been exceptionally long. We have had really full days in Inverness and back in Glasgow but I am really excited about tomorrows trip; although slightly apprehensive as everyone that I have told that I am going to Colonsay reminds me of The Wicker Man. Again fantastically comfortable small Scottish hotel tonight. Beside my bed is a decanter of sherry which I think is a very civilised change to the usual bottle of water. I can still hear the wee laddies and lassies practicing the pipes so a sip of sherry and off to bed. Jane has warned me that the lovely stillness of the bay and sound of the pipes is lulling us into a false sense of security – beyond the castle and the bay is the wild Scottish sea and then I think you hit Greenland.

I already feel like I am at the very edge of the world but our three hour ferry ride tomorrow will surely take us to the very edge. Just over a hundred people live on Colonsay. I have been told that it is as close to paradise as most people will ever get so I am excited (as long as there are locks on the door so the wicker man doesn’t get me)

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On the path of the Jacobites

 

I enjoyed my drive to the north of Skye. Stopped at the Grand Design grass roofed house that looked so different to what I expected; quite tiny, and on a very small plot of land, but still pretty cool. The drive through Portree with the colored houses hugging the port continued the great scenery. A stroll around the town and the history of Flora McDonald and Bonnie Prince Charlie reminded me that I was indeed on the path to the Jacobites and the wonderful, if somewhat macabre, tales of the uprising. Flora was buried in Kilmuir cemetery and a visit started my journey on the path to Culloden Moor.

The drive back from the wee island was easy and stopped for a while at Glen Shiel, the site of the battle between the British and the Jacobites that occurred in 1719. It was slightly fitting that amongst the hills of the battle there was a large YES sign and the Scottish flag. I have become quite interested in the upcoming referendum for Scottish independence and it has been the topic of conversation amongst lots of people that I have met; most have said they will vote YES. The general consensus is that they are all well and truly sick of Westminster – I was thinking maybe we should join forces with Scotland. It has intrigued me that everyone here, on hearing my accent, wants to tell me how disgraceful Tony Abbott is!

I arrived at the wee loch late afternoon and expected to see the beastie out for an afternoon swim; but alas Nessie was elusive.

Cill Chuimein or Fort Augustus is a pretty village on the edge of the wee loch and I had a comfortable bed in the lovely Bank of Scotland building. I quite enjoyed watching the boats out the window going up and down through the series of locks. Had great fish and chips at the pub and had a long walk along the canal thinking of the Jacobites who captured the fort just before the battle of Culloden.

The drive along the loch was beautiful but the wee beastie was shy, as surprisingly, the only sighting I had was on the numerous tourist signs.

I find Drumossie Moor an evocative place and yes I am still convinced that I was there at the battle of 46. I told Jane how at home I felt in Inverness and she asked me whether it was because it was like Bendigo or whether it was my past life – my past life of course. Well I have always had a strange reaction on the Moor and this time was no different. The Moor is a peaceful place in some ways but there is a certain eeriness and feeling of dread that seems to cling in the air if you stand and listen. The young pretender escaped but the reprisals through the highlands are legendary.

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The Old Man of Storr

 

The landscape around me is probably the most beautiful I have ever seen. As I walked across the top of the Quiraing I kept thinking of Lord of the Rings. For someone not real good with heights it was a challenging walk but the views were stunning.

The legend here says that once you have visited you are never completely free. It really is a mystical place and as I looked to the massive form of the Old Man of Storr I waited for the giant to pull itself free from the hill and stand with a mighty roar. His thumb, which sticks out from the ground is 2385 feet so one can only imagine what a massive hulk of a man he is. The legends here are fantastic and as I look out of the window in the loveliest small hotel, on a road that hugs the coast, I am positive I can see the faeries on the hill in the distance. With great giants, faeries and silkies in the water there is indeed a feeling of something not of this world.

I had a lovely dinner here. The chef and owner is Australian and has won numerous awards for his fantastic cooking. The salmon was so good. The hotel is tiny with about five rooms and sits in a wee glen surrounded by fantastic scenery and lots of sheep. There are knitting baskets throughout the hotel with guests invited to knit a few rows. The dining chairs are covered in hand-knitted covers and there is a basket in my room with a half finished piece in the most fabulous Scottish wool.

I walked down to the shore (or should I say slipped down on my bum) and felt like the only person that had ever been there. I had a mama and twin sheep that trotted beside me the whole way. I am not sure whether they were protecting me from the faeries or the giants but they were very friendly. The babies kept brushing up against my leg and I felt very grateful that I ate gorgeous Scottish salmon for dinner and not the lamb!

I have filled my hot water bottle, made a wonderful pot of tea and will knit a few rows before dreaming of giants who walk this magnificent land.

 

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Michelin at the end of the world

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It feels like the most remote place I have ever been. A lovely drive from Fort William to Kyle of Lochalsh and to Skye. The Isle of Skye has an almost primeval feel about it. Soaring mountains, wooly sheep; tiny crofters cottages nestled into the hills. Milovaig is on the most westerly point of Skye and looking out the window I can see a dozen seals sitting on the rocks. I walked about 25km today to the lighthouse and over the most remote hills. I am totally intrigued by the sheep. The lambs are a crack up to watch; they are so cute. Last night driving back from the stunning Three Chimneys restaurant I had to stop the car three times in the freezing cold as the sleeping sheep were all over the road. They had no intention of moving. If you could picture me on a tiny road, no houses, no lights, driving a manual car in the pitch black, and these amazing looking sheep, with their lambs, just snoring peacefully despite me and my car. I had to  get out of the car and literally push them off the road; they gave me the most foul looks.

The Three Chimneys was stunning. A gorgeous white washed house; similar to most others in this remote part of Skye. Everyone who I have met told me that if I had a chance I should try and eat at the Michelin starred restaurant in the middle of nowhere. I emailed them and luck had it that they had one vacancy at their kitchen table. While they have a beautiful restaurant; with conventional seating, the kitchen table is literally that. A table for six in the middle of the restaurant kitchen. The eight course Taste of Skye menu was beautifully presented and the company really lovely. At the table was a delightful young female psychiatrist from North Carolina, an economist and banker from Chicago, and two German mathematicians who were living in Edinburgh. It was such fun watching the chefs at work and we were free to wander around watching and chatting. I can’t imagine what it must be like to try and cook in an incredibly busy restaurant kitchen with six nuisances peering over your shoulder. It was fantastic watching our food be cooked and seeing how calm and organised the kitchen was – nothing like Gordon Ramsay. We had beautiful food:

Loch Bracadale brown crab parfait, apple, mull cheddar and sorrel; Colbost skink, Marag Dubh and talisker crumb with croft egg yolk; Loch Dunvegan lobster and prawn gratin, fennel bree; Sconser king scallop with asparagus, blood orange, and seaweed dressing; Black Isle black face lamb flank and Haggis with needs and ransoms; Lochalsh venison with rhubarb, ginger and crowdie, and Cairnsmore goats cheese, poached pear and pecan crumble. For our last course we had a lesson in making soufflé. The hot marmalade soufflé with drambuie syrup and mealie ice-cream was gorgeous and I can’t wait to practice at home.

Sue, I think we need to send Jack to work there. There were lots of lovely young chefs that all reminded me of Jack and it would give us an excuse to visit – not that one needs one.


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Calling all muggles

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I am beside myself with excitement. After coming to Scotland on one of the worlds most sophisticated flying machines I am now on what must be one of the worlds coolest. After a great day of work in Aberdeen I headed toward Fort William at about 5pm. When you haven’t been driving for a while you forget what it is like to fly up and down mountains in a manual car. It was a great way to get behind a wheel again. The trip was long, about 4 hours, but the scenery stunning. I drove through Alford and then missed a turn but the GPS decided it knew where to go and I found myself in the most majestic Scottish scenery. Goat track roads and a few heart stopping moments with tractors, cows and sheep blocking the way; by glens, mountains, and mystical castles. I went up through Cairngorms national park and the ski fields and I must admit I did feel like a bit of a hoon planting the foot down 30 degree gradients. Yep reckless, but it was fantastic. There were no cars and I could see for miles. It was sort of like a Scottish Big Dipper and I drove irresponsibly fast. I had the bagpipes playing on the radio as I whizzed past the Monarch of the Glen Castle.
I drove toward Inverness through the Highlands and past the sites of the march  toward Culloden. As I flew along I gave a thought to the Highlanders and decided that today the comfort of a car was preferable to a broadsword and a kilt. The mountains were covered in snow, with the lochs lapping at their base but the sun was shining.
Turning the car to Fort William I stopped for fish and chips. The rest of the world have an accent, not us, so I really couldn’t understand why I had a ten minute conversation with the young girl in the shop who couldn’t work out whether I wanted haddock or haggis. Oh come on. I really nick down to the local fish and chip shop at home to pick up my regular haggis and chips! After ten minutes of her not understanding a word of what I was saying I finally got enough haddock and chips to feed the entire Highland army, so put the pipes back on and stuffed my mouth full of proper Scottish fish and chips.
I found my ‘humble’ abode on the edge of Loch Linnhe and walked into one of the most stunningly beautiful rooms. The view through large picture windows of the loch and mountains; my wonderful hosts with buckets of restorative tea and fantastic home made shortbread. I am sleeping in the attic and have a whole suite with a lounge with the same view down the Loch. I have told my gracious hosts that I am so over Australian politics that I am planning to stay and squat in their great house; as long as they feed me the exquisite Scottish salmon and eggs that I had this morning. There are real advantages in staying in the house of a retired chef.
Back to my cool flying machine. The Jacobite Express. They say one of the worlds most spectacular steam train trips past the amazing Glenfinnan viaduct. The train is normally inhabited by a heap of witches and muggles on their way to Hogwarts. I have lovely old people sitting beside me in their tweed jackets, caps and tartan scalves, the train is rattling, the steam pouring out and they have just served tea. The A380 is amazing with its 700 people and its oh so smooth flying capacity but give me a  hundred muggles on a rattling old steam train anytime.
The end to a perfect day was a 30 minute drive to Lochleven Seafood Cafe on recommendation from my hosts. A simple cafe on the edge of the water, with soaring snow covered mountains; Scotland’s seafood restaurant of the year and a great choice! Elderflower jelly, homemade pear ice cream and gorgeous shortbread and hmm I did have more of the fabulous Scottish scallops.

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The Chapel of Barras

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The is quintessential Scotland. Low timber beams, tiny doorways, whitewashed walls, inside and out, and a stone edged fireplace. The inn sits on top of a hill overlooking the sea and a wild coast; the specialty is of course seafood. Out the window are fields of green and whitewashed cottages.  I  am the only one here tonight and the poor waitress is having a terrible time understanding my accent. She thought scallops sounded like lobster and was totally bemused when I said any gin would do. There were about a dozen to choose from. I plan to eat and then have a big walk along the sea in the hauntingly beautiful Catterline.
I am like an Asian tourist taking pictures of the food but it is amazing. Freshly baked bread still warm, scallops and fish with risotto, and baked artichokes. It was seriously good. The waiter, with Scottish charm, is waving gingerbread pudding under my nose. Well I did say I plan to walk. I have just completely horrified him when I told him any whiskey will do. He reminded me sternly that I am in Scotland and any whiskey won’t do.
The Chapel of Barras; what an intriguing name for an exceptionally comfortable farmhouse B and B surrounded by green fields and cows. Seems the ‘bloody English’ razed the Knights Templar chapels to the ground on the way to the dust up at Culloden. Thanks goodness Michelle and Dave’s lovely stone house stands in this idyllic spot
As I head toward Aberdeen I stop at the apparently stunning Dunottar castle. I am sure that it is here somewhere amongst the summer ‘mist’. William Wallace was once holed up here and they hid the Scottish Crown Jewels here when Cromwell was being difficult.
No wonder  the Scottish Crown Jewels were well hidden, I can’t see an inch in front of my face. Don’t know how a whole damn castle ruin can disappear but alas that is the Scottish summer (and I never did get to see the castle even though the signs said it was one metre in front of me)
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The Alamo

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Well there is a sort of Mexican or Spanish theme happening here amongst Harry Potter university buildings and bagpipes. I am staying at 46 Gray Street, a stone terrace house beside the beautiful Kelvingrove Park. You can walk into the city centre through the park (which I did yesterday) past the river with otters, and a whole heap of other Scottish wildlife, including cool skateboarders at the skate park. Glasgow is much edgier than Edinburgh with very interesting people watching, great art and fantastic music. I strolled up to Kelvington Art Gallery and Museum after I arrived yesterday. It seemed a bit fitting that I should go in search of a pretty cool Spaniard. The guest-house that I am in was built in 1880 for a wealthy timber merchant and was converted to a guest house in 1967 and named the Alamo; a nod to ancestors who fought in the battle of the Alamo.

Had a great flight over. Watched the fantastic US series, The Bridge. They do a Scandinavian one as well, but the US one was just fabulous. The journey went by really quickly with Mexican organised crime, corruption and the drug cartels. Diane Kruger was totally fantastic … I just loved her role as a detective with Aspergers, who amused me no end, and broke up what was at times challenging viewing, as the serial killer played havoc along the Texas-Chihuahua border. I managed to fit in a few episodes of the House of Cards as well which was equally fabulous

I arrived in to the Scottish summer – yes 14 C and went for a really long walk. Visited Dali at the art gallery – Maxine, it was fantastic!

Fell into bed exhausted at 6pm – just couldn’t stand up any longer – missed dinner and of course was wide awake at 3am starving. I did ponder whether I should wander down and check out whether the Glasgow Maccas that I passed is open at 3am but decided the drug lords had scared me witless so should stay put in my lovely Scottish bed.

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