


My flight across the 15,000 km between Perth and London was once again surprisingly easy. This is the second time I have done the world’s longest flight and although 17 hours seems a long time to be sitting in a flying metal machine, it goes by oh so quickly. I much prefer it to via Dubai where you get off, walk around for a few hours, and then it takes forever to board again. Boarding is super quick on the gorgeous Dreamliner as there are far fewer passengers on board than the A380. The humidity levels are set to how many passengers are on board and the windows are really cool. You can see out until the seatbelt sign goes off and then they are adjustable from light to dark just by pushing a button.
I arrived in to Heathrow 4.20am early and caught a train and then a cab to Goodge Street. I stayed there on my last trip and it is a great location and super comfortable. A quick shower and I climbed in to bed for a couple of hours and slept soundly. Booking a hotel room, the night before, was the most sensible thing I have done in a long time and a shower and short sleep really set me up for what was going to be a super busy time.
I had brought a close friend’s passport with me as she is studying in London and she needed it for a US study tour. I did wonder what they might think if they searched my luggage and found a passport that wasn’t mine, but all good, the passport arrived safe. Had planned a nice lunch in London (cause students are always poor). Carol was in London on sabbatical after a fabulous couple of weeks in Iceland. It was so nice to see her as had missed our restorative tea. We emerged in to the most amazing weather. I think London is one of the most beautiful cities in the world when the sun comes out – almost like she has her party dress on and is glistening as she twirls. Well this trip the party dress and been changed for the most amazing ball gown as the city looked the most brilliant that I think is possible. The sun was pouring down as we headed off to the lovely restaurant at The Tate. A gorgeous Sunday lunch, a stroll through spectacular sunshine, and fantastic company made it a totally fabulous day.






My first time also in Bologna and what a lovely time I have had. The first time on my Italian soiree that I have only heard Italian voices. Most people seemed to be locals or holidaying Italians. The two towers, leaning Asinelli and Garisenda, are so distinctive and I used them as my landmark so I didn’t get lost. Bologna is quite small and lovely to walk around as the whole city is one covered walkway promenade. The ever helpful Wikipedia tells me that the elegant porticoes cover a distance of 38 kilometres in the city’s historical centre and I think I have walked all of them in the last couple of days. It has been so lovely to have a rest from cobblestones and uneven flags and instead be able to promenade (well stroll) along the oh so even surfaces. Of course the porticoes also means you can be spared the vicious Italian sun. I have so enjoyed my time. I stayed right in the historic centre of Bologna and the medieval defensive towers and style of architecture reminded me of beautiful Siena. I walked from Porta Saragozza (gate of the ancient wall) for hours and hours. There was something sedately civilised about Bologna and oh my goodness the food.

The bridge is Ljubljana, and the two canales – one of course overrun by tourists, the other exquisitely quiet. Left gorgeous Ljubljana and headed south again. The Flix buses have been consistently late but the backpackers don’t care as most I chatted to have nowhere to be. I have met a few lovely grey haired backpackers and have been entertained by their experiences. Many have been a bit shell shocked by their first European soiree but how cool that they have avoided the Trafalgar tours and just gone off on buses to explore Eastern Europe.





I am hardly left speechless but this exquisitely beautiful tiny city would have to be one of the most gorgeous places I have ever visited. I was sitting on the edge of a wall outside the university and a lovely young local medical student gave me a history lesson. Alex told me that the people here are incredibly friendly and I don’t think I have ever visited anywhere friendlier. Ljubljana was originally a Roman antiquarian city called Emona. Many of the beautiful buildings reflect the Habsburg rule. There was a massive earthquake here in the late 1890s (or perhaps a dragon attack) and many buildings were destroyed. It reminds me a little bit of a more beautiful Vienna or Salzburg (if that is possible) but guess that is not that far up the road. There are also many beautiful Venetian buildings but then that is just down the road. The symbol of the city is the Ljubljana Dragon and there are dragons everywhere and the bridges that line the Gruber Canal are just stunning. It is still cheap so guess that is what attracts all of the young people.






I have settled in to a lovely eating pattern. Rocket fuel coffee for breakfast with cheese and nuts, gelato for lunch, and the most fabulous Italian food for dinner. Walking 20km a day should be making me fit but the lovely big cone of gelato that I have each day is replacing the kilojoules. I do find Trip Advisor so fantastic for dinner suggestions and have never found a disappointing eatery with a good review. Last night in Naples it was the fantastic bruschetta al pomodoro and the best carbonara I have ever eaten at Trattoria Don Vincenzo. The night before it was fantastic pizza on the street. Tonight, I have had the loveliest dinner in Roma at Cantina Lucifero. I wouldn’t ordinarily eat a big plate of prosciutto di parma but it was amazing. The pasta was also sublime and the wonderful waitress picked the most perfect wine. I am now sitting with a cocktail on the roof of Hotel Campo Di Fiori on the most magical evening with Roma below me. I am looking for Ed and Andrea cause I can hear the most exquisite version of Perfect below – I keep pinching myself how lucky I really am. I am definitely on holidays.



Going from kick ass Napoli to the Amalfi is the oddest contrast. Napoli, a big agro city that is apparently one of the most continuously inhabited places in the world and the Amalfi, a place inhabited by loud Americans. There is no doubt that the Amalfi deserves its UNESCO World Heritage status. The 40 km Strada Statale 163 would have to be one of the worst and best drives in the world. Seriously stunning scenery but oh dear the winding road and sheer drop. Every turn was like a film set. Some of the most stunningly beautiful coastline I have ever seen. Going continuously from gasping in awe at the scenery to gasping cause I thought I was going to die. The terraces filled with lemon trees line the road, but I just kept wondering how many of these mad drivers have drunk litres of limoncello before taking to the wheel. Positano was filled with holidaying Brits and Amalfi full of very loud Americans. I stuck my air pods in my ears and had a lovely day sunning myself in the wonderful Mediterranean sun listening to the joyous book, the Bay of Noon (thanks Nick for the fabulous suggestion).







I can’t find the Circumvesuvian amongst the great train rides of the world but it should be. If you google the Circumvesuvian train you will read all sorts of warnings about the dangers of travel with the locals. I have decided that the Napoli stories are to make the English and Americans spend more money. Now it is really clear that Napoli does not have the elegance of Gian Lorenzo Bernini’s Roma. It is more like a really pissed off, gritty, angry older brother but OMG I love it. Roma was warm but Napoli is on fire. Oh it is so hot.
So my Napoli adventure begins. A fantastic but crazy driving cab ride to Termini. My great cabbie has a brother in Princes Hill not far from Al. I love cabbies all over the world and this one was no different. Whining about the heat, the motor bikes, the tourists and Trump. Must admit I did think it was his mission to kill a few motor cycling annoyances and I did cover my eyes a few times. The cool train to Napoli was just so lovely. I did catch up on some work because those trains move so damn fast it is hard to see anything out the window. Since the days of the Godfather, I have had it in my head that Napoli is one of the most dangerous cities in the world. Of course I googled – will I get murdered in Naples? I figure I survived the murder capital of Canada, so maybe I would just survive Napoli murder dudes. Climbed off the train and had read so much about dodgy cab drivers I decided to brave the equally dodgy trains full of murderous pick pockets. So my crime lord fantasies were destroyed as I scanned the carriages. They all looked like pretty ordinary commuters. I popped up at Dante station after my 1 euro 10 train ride to the most fabulously gritty piazza. The hotel that I had booked, Santa Chiara, had sent me directions and it was a great 10 minute walk along the most uneven paved streets. I quickly decided I was unlikely to be murdered in the streets but was likely to have an old lady fall and break my hip on the oh so uneven paving stones or get hit by an eight year old mentally riding a motor cycle at great speed down the middle of the footpath.